Sexy Jenny
Lyrics by Mike Bell

I want to thank you for the gesture
Who knew you were so kind
Taking time out of your day
To defecate on mine

Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't
I'm a terminal toothache
In her eardrum

I want to thank you for the pictures
Photoshop can be so kind
Your clothes are in their way
But they're not in mine
Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't

I want to thank you for that smile
You threw at me today
I know it was an accident
I'll take it anyway
Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't