Jeffrey Dahmer
Lyrics by Mike Bell

All these overboard people
With their underused minds
Making millions of dollars for
Executives who couldn't care less

I won't watch your TV
Reality TV
I won't watch your TV

Joe Millionaire Temptation Island
Reality TV is just bullshit to me
Blind date and court TV
Survivors one two and three
It all started with road rules and real world
The first travesties thanks MTV
Put me up in a pad like that and I'd
Be pals with Jeffrey Dahmer

All these really smart people
Keep on wasting their time
They'll eat what they're fed by those
Executives who couldn't care less
They should all be insulted by
The shit coming through their TV sets